January 2012
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December 2011
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September 2011
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A fun way to spend Labor Day -- looking at the... →
August 2011
2 posts
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I do not care what your economic status is in life—you do not have a right to...
– Philadelphia Mayor Michael Nutter
June 2011
2 posts
When I inquire about Fox’s status at the time with her longtime boyfriend,...
– Details Magazine article on Shia LaBeouf, which delves into whether he hooked up with Megan Fox.
Nobody tells this to people who are beginners, I wish someone told me. All of us...
– Ira Glass (via nefffy)
April 2011
2 posts
February 2011
4 posts
I am on a drug. It’s called ‘Charlie Sheen.’ It’s not...
– Charlie Sheen
The Great Gatsby as an 8-bit NES game →
January 2011
1 post
December 2010
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November 2010
2 posts
It would be terrible to think that your Ivy League graduate thesis was riding on...
– an East Coast writer who makes a living writing custom essays for college students.
September 2010
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June 2010
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May 2010
3 posts
April 2010
6 posts
My fear that the whole island will become so overly populated that it will tip...
– Rep. Hank Johnson, worried about Guam.
March 2010
1 post
February 2010
2 posts
January 2010
3 posts
Why Philip Seymour Hoffman deserves at least 7... →
Until, that is, the new Late Night band began to play. Composed of musicians cut...
– from a 1993 NYTimes Op-Ed, “O’Brien Flops!”
December 2009
4 posts
November 2009
1 post
October 2009
6 posts
The Rumble in the Jungle, 35 years ago.
Goodbye, Geocities. →
I hope these guys get the market value for sulfur... →
September 2009
9 posts
Rescue Team Saves Trapped Penis →
“They said his comment was, ‘This will make me the chief of my tribe.’”
Exiled from the Kingdom →
(via portraitoftheartistasayoungman)
Did Glenn Beck rape and murder a young girl in... →
I’m not saying he did, but why hasn’t he denied it?